sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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