some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Where is the hickey?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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