good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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