Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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