is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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