you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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