can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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