A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He uses pillows to masturbate.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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