so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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