I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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