i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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