im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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