I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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