its not stalking. its research.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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