I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Enjoy the penises
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I deserve this hangover.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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