my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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