Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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