I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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