i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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