i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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