my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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