seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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