Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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