I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
