Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
