You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
