it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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