the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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