I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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