we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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