okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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