Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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