She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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