Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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