There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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