Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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