looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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