ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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