She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
