People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
