For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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