Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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