why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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