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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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