Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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