Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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