This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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