these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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