maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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