i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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