I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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