the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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