I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
smell my finger.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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