That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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