I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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