East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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