just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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