Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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