Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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