Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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